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once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there
if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough money to buy a giraffe and drive myself to the bottom of the ocean
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
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ok literally if you take 5 minutes to text me back I will take 6
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Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
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